Monday, January 09, 2006

Soapstar...superstar?


I'd like to congratulate ITV for putting on a show to rival that stinky "celebrity" Big Brother show. If you watch that show you should be taken out to the field and shot. Sadly though and rather worryingly, ITV couldn't quite steer away from the whole wannabe celebrity thing but at least their contestants are recognisable, vageuely.
Anyway, what I want to say is BOMBHEAD 2 WIN!! Lee Otway is such a dude, I loved him in Hollyoaks (yes I watch Hollyoaks), and I think he's a great singer, 'Ain't no sunshine' was crackin.
If you want to see an arrogant American asshole poke fun
at over weight woman then you'll love it.
However, don't bother to watch the ITV2 aftershow, Duncan James has turned into a faggot with manky hair and I'm not usually a violent person but I could smack Jane Middlemiss in the teeth...seriously.
Also, foxy Roxy is quite decent but not quite as nice as Sammy (I think I'm in love with her) but sadly she got voted out.
Anyhoo, if you are bored to death with them half breeds over on channel 4 then check it out.

4 Comments:

At 6:33 pm, Blogger Gareth said...

When did you become such a chav?


Soapstar Superstar is a lazy idea for a tv show and is just typical of shITey-V's output.

Big Brother is the grandaddy of reality TV yet still remains fresh and innovative. I stopped watching the one in the summer 'coz there was not one likable person in it, but the producers have obviously taken note with this bunch of lovely, yet interesting and mentalist, contestants. PETE BURNS TO WIN!!! Or that bird off Baywatch. Or the very pretty Preston. Or Barrymore. Or Jodie Marsh.

Soapstar Superstar has only Fern Britton going for it, but her greatness is all cancelled out by Ben "which camera" Shephard and the fact that she's not on This Morning while she's presenting this crock of shit.

 
At 6:46 pm, Blogger grimbin said...

I'll excuse your narrow minded and blatantly wrong ideas, I think too much terrestial TV has corrupted you.
You must be one of those folk who have forgotten about that poor guy in Barrymore's pool and must enjoy watching a secretary who's claim to fame is sleeping with a vegetable...

 
At 12:24 am, Blogger Gareth said...

I remember the pool incident, but all Barrymore is guilty of is holding a party that got out of hand. And fleeing the scene when he realised and started to panic. And he may have lied a bit.

But anyway, he has done nothing seriously wrong. You've just been brainwashed by the tabloids.

 
At 4:11 pm, Blogger grimbin said...

Comes with the territory when you are a journalist, you have to believe what is written...

 

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