You cannot be serious?!

Worryingly, it seems yours truly has been wrong twice this week. I know, I can't quite believe it either but not only did I park in the wrong place, it seems I was wrong about Andy Roddick winning in Australia. Yep, the nonce has gone and lost to a nobody.
Being in the wrong is something new to me and twice in a week is unheard of, it's left me questioning my own supreme self-confidence. However, one quick glance in the mirror soon dispels any such misdemeanour.
"Ostentatious"? Who? Me?