I am the law

Today the D-Mac sat a pretty tough law exam as part of his journalism course. Of course, this wouldn't have been so tough if he had revised but carpe diem is what he says.
However, the real news here is that the D-Mac's name will probably be cemented in college folklore for years to come because of another incident which occurred today.
Yes, while the D-Mac was plodding his way through his law questions, some plod was plodding past my car and felt it necessary to issue me with a parking ticket for "illegal" parking.
Now he's stuck with a nice juicy fine to pay all because he never revised and learnt about parking laws, how he rues skipping that section of the book now.
Still, the bitter sweet irony of breaking the law while sitting a law exam is enough to make him laugh through it, and who knows, the bullshitting master who bullshit his way through his bullshit exam today may just be able to bullshit his way out of his bullshit fine