Every teenage boys wet dream

Just who is the 'fittest' member of Girls Aloud?
I've been toiling over this particular conundrum for several weeks now, even enduring some sleepless nights, and I finally think I'm ready to answer...

5. Nicola, sadly the ginner is the worst in good bunch
4. Kimberly, not enough of the superficial things which matter
3. Cheryl, Hitler wannabe loses points for being a footballers squeeze
2. Sarah, stunning blonde, second only due to my fondness of...
1. Nadine, Irish gem who cannot be rivaled