Big sissy Brother

How can you people honestly watch Big Brother?
Lets look at some of the contestants shall we...
Jodie Marsh - even faker version of Jordan (who'd of thought it possible), without her make up on you can see the scar on her nose (east end hooker chic?)
Barrymore - Sadly due to defamation (something I learnt at college) I cannot comment on Barymore...huhscumhuh
Baywatch lady - Is she black or white?
Faria Alam- famous for sleeping with a swede...if every woman who fucked a vegetable got on TV we wouldn't have anything else on and we would have a severe shortage of cucumbers...
Also of note: a washed up basketballer, a sleazeball politician, a person who apparently isn't famous (about the only thing she has in common with her housemates), Pete, who has children's foreskins implanted in his lips, and some other folk who in Maggot's (who you may ask) own words "are just there to make up the numbers"...
Do you really need anymore persuading to not watch this trash?